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Saturday, April 01, 2006

If only...

by Tyger (126248) Alter Relationship on Wednesday March 29, @09:45PM (#15018218)

"What are you hiding from me there?"

"Nothing."

"Don't lie to me. It's an iPOD isn't it. You have a ****ing iPOD!"

"No, it's pot! I'm doing drugs."

"Don't give me any of that. It's an iPOD. You know that we don't use iPOD in this house. And what's that on your computer? Let me see your screen."

"It's just porn, dad!"

"It better be. If I catch you looking at Google one more time, you're grounded for LIFE. Now go smoke your pot and watch the porn like a good boy."
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