How to Sell Linux to the Masses
by triso (67491) on 5:57 Wednesday 18 April 2007 (#18776193)
Linux Advertisement 1.
INT - MARY'S HOME OFFICE.
[Mary is seen banging her hand down on her desk]
[John comes into the picture]
Hey Mary, what's wrong?
[In a frustrated voice]
My computer is as slow as molasses...
and all those pop-ups...
I can't get any work done.
That's because you're using Windows XP and Internet Explorer.
[Intrigued, Mary turns to John and looks into his eyes]
I use Linux and I'm never going back. No more blue-screens-of-death, re-boots, re-installs, pop-ups, virus attacks and no more spy-ware.
But I'm not a geek.
Linux isn't just for geeks anymore and it's free. You can share it with your friends, too.
Sounds great. How do I get copy?
I'll bring the disks and install it for you on Saturday.
[Mary is now elated]
Sounds like a plan. Can I go down on you?
[Fade to black]
Linux...Look for the Penguin.
SFX: Zipper opening
Oh John, I never knew.
SFX: Slurping sounds.