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Thursday, December 10, 2009

Rupert 'The Dominator' Murdoch

Wow (Score:4, Funny)

by Quiet_Desperation (858215) Alter Relationship on 5:58 Thursday 10 December 2009 (#30383302)

instead of the gray inked Kindle's energy conscious display.

"None of that namby pamby green shit for us," shouted Rupert 'The Dominator' Murdoch. "Our reader will run on leaded gasoline fuel cells, arsenic paste and mercury vapor canisters!" When asked about the environmental impact of such a device, Murdoch ripped out the reporter's heart and ate it in a single bite.

"Argh!" said Murdoch, and brought the press conference to a close by pissing on the press corps and killing fifty puppies.

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